"You can't; that's my job!" She actually paled. "I can't even make breakfast right, remember?" Stupid eggs.
"And I always sleep too long and watch too much tv and spend too much money on action figures, cake, and dvds! You're the one who's good at everything and makes sure stuff gets done and that everyone is okay. You even know sports and math! You're going to be the best parent ever!"
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Date: 2017-03-21 03:27 am (UTC)"And I always sleep too long and watch too much tv and spend too much money on action figures, cake, and dvds! You're the one who's good at everything and makes sure stuff gets done and that everyone is okay. You even know sports and math! You're going to be the best parent ever!"