"What's backwards is you dump your girlfriend and all you can do is say, 'huh, I've had a weird day'. Do you know how hard it is to find a boyfriend and then to be dumped when you finally do?" Momoko sank back to sitting on the bed and folded her arms, but continued to glare. "Fine. Was she possessed? Was she evil? Was she secretly the leader of the enemy army you've been trained all your life to defeat?"

...If he said he dumped his girlfriend because she was too hyper or too crazy or too talkative, she was so totally going to punch him. And he'd seemed so nice, too.